Saturday, March 26, 2005

Rapper restricted to pencils

A rapper named C Murder, who is in jail for (guess what?) murder, has been banned from using pens. Apparently the concern is that pens, which are hollow, might be used to smuggle song lyrics out of prison.

You wouldn't want to go up against C Murder in an MC battle. Being such a fearsome rapper that the authorities deny you pens would make for some awesome boasts. Also, if you dis C Murder too much, he might murder you.

No comments: